In this ridiculous ad for OICisDifferent.com, apparently a
website that expounds the ways in which opioid induced constipation is
different from other, mundane forms of constipation (or maybe it’s just a bunch
of poop fetishists trying to camouflage their porn site), we see some
constipated drug addict who is jealous of everyone else who can poop. So I
think this ad shouldn’t have been called simply: “Envy”, but rather, it should
have been called: “Anus Envy” (a joke on Penis Envy), because clearly this guy
envies other people’s anuses for having the ability to defecate, which his
lacks the ability to do, due to his drug use.
Maybe he should quit using drugs if he likes being able to
take a crap so much.
Here’s the crappy commercial:
