Friday, July 29, 2016
John Hinckley To Be Released
John Hinckley Jr., the man who shot Ronald Reagan to impress Jodie Foster, is scheduled to be released from custody in a federal psychiatric hospital.
His release was approved when doctors determined that Hinckley would totally not try to shoot Donald Trump to impress Kristen Stewart.
(Ironically, many Hollywood actresses today actually might be impressed if he did.)
Here’s the previously psychopathic piece:
Posted by Greg Medernach at 12:00 AM