Friday, July 22, 2016

Mouthwash Movie Ad (Proposed)

We see a close-up shot of a man and a woman facing each other with about an inch separating their faces from one another, and they’re speaking sweet, loving things to each other when one of them pulls back in disgust and says: “Ugh! Yuck!” Then we hear the director yell: “Cut!” and the actor/actress who pulled out of the scene says: “I’m sorry, but his/her breath is so disgusting I just can’t take it anymore! I don’t care how much I’m being paid, I can’t stand it anymore!”

Then the announcer says: “Is your bad breath driving other people away? Then try (whatever brand of mouthwash). It kills the germs that cause bad breath and leave your mouth minty fresh!”

Then, as a tag, we see the scene as it was supposed to play out, from where the actor/actress bailed on the scene before, and the couple move even closer and kiss each other on the lips. Then the director yells: “Cut!” but the couple continue to kiss, so the director says, after a beat: “Okay you two; time is money!”