We see a close-up shot of a man and a woman facing each
other with about an inch separating their faces from one another, and they’re
speaking sweet, loving things to each other when one of them pulls back in
disgust and says: “Ugh! Yuck!” Then we hear the director yell: “Cut!” and the
actor/actress who pulled out of the scene says: “I’m sorry, but his/her breath
is so disgusting I just can’t take it anymore! I don’t care how much I’m being
paid, I can’t stand it anymore!”
Then the announcer says: “Is your bad breath driving other
people away? Then try (whatever brand of mouthwash). It kills the germs that
cause bad breath and leave your mouth minty fresh!”
Then, as a tag, we see the scene as it was supposed to play
out, from where the actor/actress bailed on the scene before, and the couple
move even closer and kiss each other on the lips. Then the director yells: “Cut!”
but the couple continue to kiss, so the director says, after a beat: “Okay you
two; time is money!”
