We see Hillary Clinton practicing testimony in the mirror of
her bathroom at home, and she’s telling lie after lie after lie to her
reflection. Then she says: “Remember: lying has always worked for you before.
You always get away with everything. Just keep on lying, and you’ll be fine.”
Then she picks up a bottle of Listerine and says to herself: “Maybe if I have
fresh breath they’ll like me better.” So she rinses her mouth with Listerine
and she spits it out. Then she tries to practice her testimony again, but this
time, she cannot lie anymore. No matter how hard she tries, she cannot tell a
lie. And as she begins to panic, the announcer says: “Listerine kills all the germs
that cause corruption in your mouth.”
