Thursday, July 28, 2016

Dominant Jeans

It’s Dominant Jeans, the jeans for tough, strong, charismatic, dominant people! With a look and style that dominates other brands, Dominant Jeans will help you dominate everyone around you, guaranteed!

That’s Dominant Jeans: They eat other brands of jeans for breakfast, as well as bully the pants off of all other types of pants!

And we also make Submissive Jeans for wimps and submissive personalities, and Recessive Jeans for stylish recession fashion for underemployed and unemployed people. When they see you wearing Recessive jeans, they’ll know you need a job!