It’s Dominant Jeans, the jeans for tough, strong,
charismatic, dominant people! With a look and style that dominates other
brands, Dominant Jeans will help you dominate everyone around you, guaranteed!
That’s Dominant Jeans: They eat other brands of jeans for
breakfast, as well as bully the pants off of all other types of pants!
And we also make Submissive Jeans for wimps and submissive
personalities, and Recessive Jeans for stylish recession fashion for
underemployed and unemployed people. When they see you wearing Recessive jeans,
they’ll know you need a job!
