Saturday, July 16, 2016

Demon Deodorant

We've all seen the horror movies where demons infest haunted houses and feed off of families' fears. And in those movies, the paranormal investigators always say you can tell a demonic entity from the awful smell. But if demons could hide their awful smell, then nobody would know it was a demon, and then nobody would believe the family, and the demon could consume them all.

That's why there's new Demon Deodorant, from Mennen. (<Okay, it's not from Mennen.)

Demons simply apply the Demon Deodorant, and it gives them a full 24 hours of protection from demonic odors, so demons can infest a house and never be detected!