Saturday, July 16, 2016

Skinnygirl Competitors


All these fine companies make cocktail mixes and diet bars to help women lose weight the hoity-toity way. Wouldn't you rather be a model, celebrity or actor, instead of just a girl?

(That's what Gwen Stefani complained about in that song: She was just a girl: that's all anyone would let her be! Too bad nobody would let her ever become more than just a girl.)