Beard dye companies have ads showing middle aged men with
gray beard stubble dyeing it, suggesting that if you stain your beard stubble
you will get to have sex with younger women. But beard stubble grows out each
and every day, so you’d have to dye it each and every day to keep the roots
from showing, and consequently being rejected for sex by the younger women who
would never have sex with you anyway. But whether younger women would sleep
with unshaven older men or not, wouldn’t it be easier just to shave every day
than to dye your beard stubble every day? It seems like a lot of trouble to dye
beard stubble. If you have a full beard, that’s a different story, I guess; but
to dye 1/8” long beard stubble? That
just seems silly somehow.
