Saturday, July 23, 2016

Beard Stubble Dye

Beard dye companies have ads showing middle aged men with gray beard stubble dyeing it, suggesting that if you stain your beard stubble you will get to have sex with younger women. But beard stubble grows out each and every day, so you’d have to dye it each and every day to keep the roots from showing, and consequently being rejected for sex by the younger women who would never have sex with you anyway. But whether younger women would sleep with unshaven older men or not, wouldn’t it be easier just to shave every day than to dye your beard stubble every day? It seems like a lot of trouble to dye beard stubble. If you have a full beard, that’s a different story, I guess; but to dye 1/8” long beard stubble? That just seems silly somehow.