So, the government wants us to all appear healthy, eh? But must they really resort to such things as this? I mean, really! This commercial encourages little children to dance around with bears, orangutans and panthers! They’ll all be horribly killed! Oh, my God! Oh, the humanity!
I knew it! Just because their healthy food program is a dismal failure, they feel like they must remove all the evidence of their failure by encouraging little obese children to play with deadly wild animals! Well, shame on them for preferring to dispose of children than admit their own mistake! How could they?
They’re trying to hide the truth from you by not letting us see this ad on YouTube, but here’s just a taste of how they’re trying to give dangerous wild animals a taste of our children!:
BTW: The Jungle Book Disney movie rules! Your kids will love it! I’m just kidding about the government trying to feed your kids to wild jungle animals. (Even though they clearly are!!!)
