In a new bit of one-upmanship from the tech titans, Apple announced Saturday it has been developing and is ready to release a sentient, artificial intelligence-operated, driverless Robosaurus (tentatively named the "Applosaurus") to stalk and destroy Google's new driverless cars. A representative for Apple said: "They've been undermining our iPhone with their Android operating system, so we're going to get even by ruining their self-driving automobiles with super car-crunching power!" When asked when it might be ready for a public demonstration, the Apple rep was quoted as saying: "Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!!"
Upon hearing of this development, another Apple rival, Samsung, announced it was trying to figure out how to make Apple's new Robosaurus "extinct", in retribution for the legal wrangling that has caused friction between the companies lately. But industry insiders are hoping Samsung will develop their own copyright-infringing version of a self-driving Robosaurus (expected to bear the moniker "Samsaurus"), and rather than sue each other, the two titans of technological terror can battle it out live on Pay-Per-View!
This is Robosaurus, for those who are unfamiliar:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robosaurus
