Wednesday, September 26, 2012

RUN DNC

When the Citizens United case was decided, I remember Democrats lamenting that they could never keep up with Republicans in terms of fundraising, and that it was the end of democracy, yadda, yadda. Well, it's a funny thing, because I think they're doing just fine in keeping up with Republicans anyway. But, if they find themselves falling behind in the money department in the future, I have an idea that's bound to pocket them oodles upon oodles of cash! How? Well...

If the Democrats end up needing more campaign cash, here's a good idea for a fundraiser: have some senior Democrats, like Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden, etc., dress up in blue Adidas track suits, put on thick gold chains with donkey pendants, and tour the country as a RUN DMC tribute act called: "RUN DNC", but rap all about political issues, and how the Democratic Party will help Americans. Seriously, if these old white politicians would dress up like this and try to perform rap songs, I guarantee you that it would sell out every show with young people hungry to ridicule them. It would be a regular laugh riot. And if they find they need money, this can't miss.

Look: Someone even made a poster for RUN DNC (But what I'm suggesting is very different from this!):

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