We’ve heard enough from this romantic-sounding Nasonex bee
(voiced by Antonio Banderas), haven’t we? How’s this nice bee going to
intimidate people into buying Nasonex? I say get a killer bee, voiced by some
MMA champion, and have him say: “Buy Nasonex, or I’ll sting you to death!”
That’s the ticket! Then, the next time people see a bee, they might become
paranoid that this is the killer bee from the commercial come to attack them,
and they’ll run out and buy Nasonex. How could it fail?
And then, just to drive the point home, maybe Nasonex could
sponsor network TV presentations of killer bee movies, like The Swarm, Killer Bees, or The Deadly Bees, and
other stinging-insect-related horror movies, like The Wasp Woman, etc., and the sponsorship message could say: “Buy
Nasonex, or this could happen to you!”
