Lately we’ve been seeing a lot of failed American government
policy, but whenever anyone tries to point it out, the news people attack them,
rather than focusing on the failed policy, and how to fix it. Well, this would
be completely unnecessary if Steve Martin were the president! If President
Steve Martin’s policies failed, he’d just come out and say: “Well EXCUUUUSSSEE
ME!!!” And then he’d take no questions, and the news people could just say he’s
a “wild and crazy guy”, so what do you expect? Then they’d save themselves the
embarrassment of looking like (and being) nothing less than cynical
propagandists, rather than journalists.
Here’s a President Steve Martin press conference:
