Paris Hilton has made one of the worst movies of all time,
according to most movie reviews I’ve seen: The Hottie and the Nottie. Well, how about showing she’s serious with a movie
that’s a lot more like other movies, and call it: The Haughty and the
Naughty? So this is how this movie would
work out:
Some guy is in love with this really snobby girl everyone
else thinks is great (and she thinks she’s amazing, too), but then he meets
another girl who is sexually available, and he forgets about the other girl,
living out his sexual fantasies. The End.
There; now doesn’t that sound much more commercially
exploitable? And Maybe Paris Hilton can replay her sex tape performance, and
she wouldn’t even have to act, which might get all the reviewers off her back.
(And they might even start to think about other part of her they’d like to get
on instead.)
