Obama Issues Ultimatum to NFL Replacement Refs

When criticized about not meeting with any world leaders this week, President Obama shot back at critics that American problems take precedent over those of the world, and that there is no greater threat to this nation than the replacement referees in the NFL making a mockery of our most popular sport. The president said: "We need to send a message to those who would throw our country into disarray! I have spoken to the Pentagon, and we all agree: any more blown calls, and the military will take out the offending refs with a drone strike. Only in this way can we insure justice is done."