A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Thursday, September 27, 2012
Doctors Recommend 5 Hour Energy!
There's a television commercial making the rounds these days claiming that lots of doctors wholeheartedly recommend 5 Hour Energy. That's funny, because I'm pretty sure stroke doctors might say it's a potential stroke risk (like any stimulant might be). But I believe them when they say doctors recommend it. I'd just like to know who the doctors are. Are any of them named, by any chance: Dr. Jekyll, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Doom, Dr. Satan, Dr. Sadism, Dr. Giggles, Dr. Death, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Demento, Dr. Evil, etc.? Because that would be some endorsement!