Thursday, September 27, 2012

Doctors Recommend 5 Hour Energy!

There's a television commercial making the rounds these days claiming that lots of doctors wholeheartedly recommend 5 Hour Energy. That's funny, because I'm pretty sure stroke doctors might say it's a potential stroke risk (like any stimulant might be). But I believe them when they say doctors recommend it. I'd just like to know who the doctors are. Are any of them named, by any chance: Dr. Jekyll, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Doom, Dr. Satan, Dr. Sadism, Dr. Giggles, Dr. Death, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Octopus, Dr. Demento, Dr. Evil, etc.? Because that would be some endorsement!