The Colbert Report showed that famous clip of President John F. Kennedy saying the stuff about the moon project ("We choose to go to the moon {etc.}...not because they are easy, but because they are hard!"), and it reminded me of one quote I've always wanted to hear JFK say, which is this: "I choose to sleep with women aside from my wife, not because they are easy, but because I am hard!" That would have been even better than Bill Clinton saying: "It depends upon what the meaning of the word 'is' is."! (BTW: Remember when President Clinton said, of smoking marijuana: "I didn't inhale."? Well, if he had said, when backed into a corner about Monica Lewinsky: "I had sex with her, but I didn't come.", he would have had everybody laughing, and maybe he could have brushed it all off and avoided the whole impeachment thing. And the media always called that situation: "Zippergate"; but I always thought it should have been called: "Fornigate" {like "fornicate"}.)
(BTW: In Sept, 2014, John Oliver used this same joke about: "…not because they are easy, but because (he) is hard" on his HBO show, but in reference to the space geckos Russia lost. I think he should have said it was the origin of the Gorn from Star Trek too.)
