When movies advertise their stars, often they say stuff like: “…with Academy Award winner Meryl Streep, and Academy Award nominee Tom Cruise”. Why don’t they say: “…with Academy Award winner Meryl Streep, and Academy Award loser Tom Cruise”? That would be way more fun. Plus, when someone was nominated for an Oscar, they’d want to win it a lot more, and they’d be way more competitive about it. Then, all kinds of hijinks might materialize for all of our amusement. And of course, TMZ would be better than ever!
