SpongeBob SquarePants is the biggest thing in kids’ entertainment, and other producers would like to replicate this monumental success! When The Simpsons became a phenomenon years ago, television executives immediately recognized it was because the show was a cartoon that made it so successful (great writing and characters aren’t important, because who cares about that crap anyway?), so they crammed the airwaves with cartoon shows to capitalize on the new trend. Luckily for them, many of these shows also had good writing and talented people working on them, even though such things aren’t especially important, and most of these cartoon sitcoms were quite successful. This further convinced the executives that they knew what made shows into hit material.
So now that SpongeBob SquarePants is such a huge hit, television producers have figured out why: because kids love the combination of cleaning implements and geometric-shaped trousers! With this in mind, producers in Hollywood have been working on replicating the success of SpongeBob with new shows based upon the following soon-to-be hit characters:
Brillo Bill Parallelogram Pants
Swiffer Sam Triangle Trousers
Mop Mark Circular Slacks
Wisk Broom Wally Dustpan Dungarees
Vacuum Vernon Boxy Britches
Steel Wool Steve Rhomboid Jodhpurs
Look for these upcoming smash-hit shows on a kids’ network soon!
