If you’re making a movie, and you want to use a Bob’s Big Boy as a set, but they won’t let you use their name, don’t fret: there are other options! How about these alternatives?:
Bill’s Bulky Boy
Larry’s Large Lad
Fred’s Fat Fellow
Chuck’s Chubby Child
Ted’s Tubby Tot
Robert’s Rotund Rascal
Tim’s Titanic Tyke
Tom’s Towering Toddler
Ollie’s Obese Offspring
Carl’s Corpulent Chap
Greg’s Giant Guy
Gary’s Gargantuan Gent
Marv’s Massive Man
Paul’s Portly Person
Hugo’s Humongous Human
