Sunday, October 16, 2011

Slasher Movie-Themed Glucose Test Strips

For people with Diabetes, stabbing your fingers to test your glucose can be a miserable experience. But for fans of slasher movies, it can be fun, now that there’s the new slasher movie-themed glucose test strips! Shaped like little slasher knives and chain saws, and coming with matching masks (your choice of Michael Myers’s William Shatner mask, Jason’s hockey mask, the Scream killer mask, or Leatherface’s human skin mask), the slasher movie blood glucose testing system will give you hours of fun, even if you usually hate drawing blood! Simply put on the mask, stab yourself in the fingers, and act like you’re a horror movie killer! It’s awesome! In fact, it’s so much fun, you won’t want to only use it on yourself! Imagine what fun home movies you could make by “testing the blood glucose level” of all your friends and neighbors! It’s so much fun, even people without Diabetes will want to use them!

That’s the slasher movie glucose test strip pack: ask for it by name!