As you all know, Activia is the kind of yogurt that helps with regularity. That’s fine for some people, but others want a more exciting and irregular regularity experience. That’s why this Halloween, the makers of the Paranormal Activity movies and Activia yogurt are joining forces to bring you a truly gripping way to release your bowels with Paranormal Activia: the haunted yogurt that literally scares the crap out of you! Simply eat it, and within the day, a paranormal entity will haunt and harass you until you lose all bowel control from sheer terror! Each packet of 8 containers comes with a complimentary adult diaper that looks like a ghost or a jackal lantern, so you’ll be prepared when terror strikes!
That’s Paranormal Activia: sold at all fine grocers, psychics and ghost hunters near you!
