Okay, now I’m worried. Toy companies are selling torture training kits as playthings to our children! This toy is basically a Marathon Man torture kit for the scene where Dustin Hoffman gets his teeth all drilled out by that Nazi doctor. (<The Nazi doctor is looking for his diamonds. I think he should make it up to Hoffman for torturing him by giving him a diamond grille once he gets his diamonds back. He's already done all the drilling part, so why not?) Yes, you read that correctly: this is a toy where our children get to play at drilling someone’s teeth out! (Now that's a "Play D'oh!") I wonder if it has screaming sound effects? (Notice how anesthesia is not included!) Perhaps this is a secret CIA interrogation training program? What’s next, a Wet N Wild Waterboarding Playset?
Here’s the torturous toy commercial:
