Ebates is an internet company that gets people rebates on stuff. Their ads tell you about their service, but they’re lacking in pizzazz. I’ll bet a celebrity spokesperson could generate buzz for their company!
How about getting Kathy Bates to be their spokesperson? She could call herself “Kath Ebates”. It would be great! Remember when Suzy Chaffey became Suzy Chapstick?* No? Well, this will be even better than that!
* Here’s the Wikipedia page about Suzy Chapstick: