That’s right: there’s a product called “Colon Flow”. Yum. Really sounds good, doesn’t it? Mmmm! I just saw an ad for it on television. I guess it makes everything flow out of your colon all at once. Maybe they should have the ad say: “Ready or not, here it comes: Colon Flow!” Or how about this: “We've got great news! Are you sitting down for this? It's: Colon Flow!” Or maybe even: “Colon Flow: It’s Drano for your bowels!”
I hope you get a free pack of Depends with every purchase! With a name like “Colon Flow”, you might need it!
