Tuesday, October 11, 2011

FreeScore.com 3 Guys in Skintight Bodystockings Ads

These ads have been running for awhile now, where a great credit score is represented by some buff sculpted guy in tights, but a bad credit score is represented by an out-of-shape guy with a hockey goalie’s mask on. And the guy in the hockey mask gets no respect whatsoever! This is probably how Jason Voorhees from Friday the 13th became the frustrated serial killer that he is: people treated him like crap because they thought his credit was no good, thanks to these bigoted commercials that equate financial security with chiseled muscles and handsome faces without hockey masks on them! (I blame FreeScore.com for all those movies’ deaths!) Last I checked, most of the rich guys are fat and out-of-shape nerds without model looks! In fact, the reason there are so many muscular guys to star in this ad is that they’re usually not the millionaire type! Oops: there I go lowering myself to the superficial level of these commercials! Damn: they’ve brainwashed me too with their skin-deep judgmental mentality! Those fiends!

(BTW: When you see the ads on YouTube, notice how they’re grouped with other videos involving skin-tight Lycra bodysuits on men, and not with other credit-score-oriented TV commercials. Hee hee!)

Here are the ads: