Thursday, October 20, 2011

Uloric Flask Ads

Have you seen the ads where some guy with gout has to carry around all of his uric acid in some flask? Um, why doesn’t he just pour it out? It looks to me like carrying around all that stuff is what’s giving him gout. But I’ll bet they don’t want you to know that... Then you wouldn’t need Uloric! (So please don’t tell anyone I told you.)

I can’t find these ads, so sorry about that. But you’ll know them if you see them, because some fat guy is carrying around an Erlenmeyer flask full of the Reanimator reagent. This must be so that he can get revenge against everyone who doesn’t have gout by reanimating corpses with his uric acid, in case the Uloric doesn’t work.