Yes, it’s the Harley Davidson Custom Hoveround!
Are you a biker who’s too old to handle his “hog” anymore? Are you having mobility issues, but you don’t want to be seen riding around in one of those pansy-ass geriatric scooters? Or better yet, are you part of an outlaw motorcycle gang who is so old your new clubhouse is an old folks’ home? Well, then the Harley Davidson Custom Hoveround was made for you!
It’s an electric scooter for old people, yes: but it’s made to look and sound like a real Harley Davidson geriatric scooter! It’s got big chrome-spoked wheels, tall descending chromed chopper handlebars like from Easy Rider, as well as a big leather double banana seat so someone can ride “bitch”! (Also available with an optional bedpan chair with chromed bedpan at no extra charge!) And that’s not all, for it’s painted with hot-rod flames over black in a gloss diamond coat paint job, and it’s even got a digital soundbox and speakers to roar and rumble just like a real Harley Davidson motorcycle! Plus, with hydraulics, you can even make it pop a wheelie and squeal out like you’re a daredevil! (Although the scooter has a top speed of only 5 MPH.) And to top it all off, there’s a dry ice smoke machine inside, so authentic-looking smoke can pour from your chrome mock tailpipes! And best of all, it’s all battery-powered and completely emissions-free!
That’s the Harley Davidson Custom Hoveround: to not make it would be ‘elder abuse’!
