Hank Williams, Jr. has gotten into trouble lately by (supposedly) comparing President Obama to Hitler, but what if he’s right? I never saw the end of that movie They Saved Hitler’s Brain, but what if they ended up putting it in President Obama’s head? Maybe the White House doctor is secretly a mad Nazi doctor in disguise! Hey, it could happen!
Maybe Hank Williams, Jr. really likes bad movies, and he was able to watch They Saved Hitler’s Brain to the end, and that’s what happened! And maybe the filmmakers made that movie really lame and boring so that nobody could stand to watch all of it, and that way they could keep it all a secret! But then Williams saw it all and spilled the beans. “Can you prove it didn’t happen?” (<That’s a quote from Plan 9 from Outer Space.)
But what I want to know is this: If President Obama isn’t really Hitler, then how come he keeps making all those posters of himself with a Hitler moustache? (See? I stumped you there, didn’t I? Where else do you think Republicans get those posters if not from the president?)
