I heard someone use the world “balderdash” recently, and it
made me think of a product some people might want called BalderDash. BalderDash
would be a pharmaceutical product that made all the hair fall out of your head,
achieving a perfectly bald head, which would be quite a useful and time-saving
product for some men. You know they type I mean: once their hair shows the
slightest sign of thinning or baldness, they shave their heads completely,
which must be a real pain, since our heads are large, round,
irregularly-shaped, and we can’t see half of them without using some
confounding two-mirror system that makes you instinctively move your hands the
wrong direction. But with BladerDash, they’d simply take the pill, or apply
some onto their scalp, and the unwanted hair would just go away, saving them
time, effort, hassle, and nicks and cuts on their head. Yes, dash into baldness
with BalderDash: ask for it my name wherever hair-removal products are sold!
