The Apple iNoculation

I know that investors and analysts have given Apple stock a hard time recently, but that’s just because they’ve been working on perfecting their new product that will render all computers obsolete! That’s right, it’s the new Apple iNoculation: the nano-computer you get shot up into you! Yes, iPods, iPhones and iPads are yesterday’s news, and desktops: forget it! Yes, from now on, computers are small enough to inject, and all you have to do is use your brain to pull up menus and such: it will look a lot like the POV shots from the Terminator movies, reportedly. And once you get your iNoculation, you just have to go back to the Apple Store once a year for your annual booster shot, and you’ll have the most cutting edge computer system in the world! Oh, but don’t switch to another computer system or else you’ll find out why they say “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”, because the system will detect your disloyalty and terminate you.