A satirical blog about media, marketing, advertising, politics, pop culture, etc. All references to actual companies, products, people, etc. is for the purpose of parody. All writing is copyright by Greg Medernach, and is mostly intended as absurdist humor, and as a portfolio of comedy and creative advertising material. Questions and Comments: unconditionedresponse@yahoo.com
Saturday, August 31, 2013
The Ninja Blender
There is a blender called the "Ninja Blender" that I have seen advertised on cable news stations. I can't help but wonder, with it named the "Ninja", does it hide and sneak around the kitchen, stealthily leaping out and blending things for you when you least expect it, disappearing back into the woodwork afterwards? That's what it sounds like it would do.