Russia Threatens to Execute Edward Snowden over Syria Response

Today, Russia warned the Obama Administration that if the United States strikes Syria, there would be severe consequences from Russia. And since there isn't that much Russia could really do about it, they're threatening to execute Edward Snowden, the only American everyone knows is in Russia. And reportedly, upon hearing this, President Obama called Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel and said: "Are we ready to launch those missiles yet? We could kill two birds with one stone!"