Straight Edge Cats

We have plenty of anti-drug people, but what about cats? Some cats love catnip, which is really like kitty substance abuse, while other cats don't seem to like it at all. But are there any anti-catnip cats, trying to buzzkill the cats that do like catnip? If cats were as evolved as humans, they most definitely would. And someday in the future, there probably will be sanctimonious, moralizing cats trying to pass laws banning catnip and its sinful debasement of otherwise nice, productive, laser-pointer-chasing cats.