eBaby

Some news story on CNN accuses a doctor of selling babies. Well, I wondered if we could bid on them, and then I thought maybe this doctor could set up eBaby: an auction site for babies. They could use storks as their shipping, and with purchase of a bassinet, blanket and binky, you could get free shipping. Then if anyone claimed they were trafficking in human babies, they could counter that their accuser just wants to take jobs away from storks and is as such an animal abuser.