Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Serial Killer Earth

There's some show on the History Channel called Serial Killer Earth. Well, I've never seen the show, but its title gave me an idea. America loves serial killers, so maybe by calling the Earth a serial killer, we could get Americans into environmentalism. And just like whenever some serial killer is going to be executed and protesters show up with signs saying: "Hey, man, save the murderers!", whenever Earth is threatened, maybe Americans would care if we thought of Earth as being a serial killer, and we'd save the Earth. It's worth a try, right?