There are a lot of penis pictures online, from what I understand. And with sexting amongst young people becoming mainstream with the behavior of politicians like Anthony Weiner, maybe it's time for an animated movie about this phenomenon. Yes, it's time for The Adventures of Dick Selfie.
So in this movie, The Adventures of Dick Selfie, someone (Let's say some politician, maybe?) takes a picture of their penis with their smartphone and sends it as a sext message. And so that dick picture, the titular Dick Selfie, would enter the cyber world, bouncing around on its way to its destination; but because he's a dick picture, other internet files would treat him disdainfully, etc. And so everyone would be judging him for being an obscene and distasteful sexting penis picture, something Dick Selfie cannot help, as he didn't choose to be born as such; and so he'd have to brave this cyber world of slander and intimidation and bigotry against him, and through his actions he'd have to win everyone over and prove that unsolicited penis photographs can be nice guys too, finally overcoming everyone's preconceived notions and prejudices, and leading all the internet files to become more openminded about dick pictures.
So maybe what Dick Selfie could do is join forces with some group like Perverted Justice, and he could pretend to be part of some sex trafficking ring, getting the bad guys to betray themselves and finally allowing authorities to catch these villains. And then it would be clear that penis pictures aren't automatically bad, even if they're unsolicited; they might be nice guys like any other picture. And so this movie would teach everyone that penis pictures are a wonderful part of life, and that you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, even if its cover is an obscene penis photograph sent by some online pervert.
Hey, wait a minute... I'm not so sure that's such a good message to send to our children. On second thought, maybe it's not time for The Adventures of Dick Selfie after all...
But if they decided to make a movie called The Adventures of Dick Selfie, it would essentially be a movie like Tron, but with a penis picture instead of Jeff Bridges. And maybe he could team up with other lewd sexting pictures to defeat hackers or online scammers or spammers, or maybe even foil terrorists planning stuff through the internet. Then we'd all applaud lewd sexting photographs of genitals, and elect Anthony Weiner as president!
