We see commercials for
no smudge lipstick that won’t smear or kiss off, but it’s always the same
shtick. How about a new spin on this, with a serial killer themed ad? I just
saw an episode of Midsomer Murders
which, like many shows/movies before it, has the killer writing something in
lipstick on mirrors around their victim. And at the end of the show, the
detective inspector walks back to the scene of the first murder and wipes the
message off the mirror. Oh, but if it were a no smudge lipstick, he wouldn’t be
able to wipe it off, and that would demonstrate how well the lipstick prevents
smearing or smudging. So whether you want to prevent your married lover from
getting in trouble when your lipstick comes off on him or his clothes, or
you’re a serial killer who wants your messages to stay up as long as possible,
be sure to get (whatever brand of) no smudge lipstick! No muss and no fuss,
stays on all day, and it won’t wipe off or kiss off.
And speaking of extra-marital
affairs, how about an ad for a no smudge lipstick showing what can happen when
you use the wrong lipstick: the kisses come off on your lover, his wife finds
out, and she comes after you like a jealous wife version of Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction. So that would
demonstrate why you need the no smudge lipstick that won’t kiss off onto people
or clothes: so you won’t get attacked and/or murdered by jealous spouses.
