Tuesday, August 6, 2013

Fiend Without a Face Vs. Zombies

(My 3,000th Post!)

What a fun movie this would make: Fiend Without a Face Vs. Zombies. Yes, they both eat brains, but one of them actually looks like a disembodied brain and spinal cord (!). And there are actually lots of both! So there would be an army of Fiend Without a Face brain monsters, and an army of zombies, and they'd both battle it out, with the brain monsters trying to slurp the zombies' brains out through the back of their necks, and with the zombies trying to grab and chow down upon the brain monsters. And zombies would much prefer to eat the brain monsters as opposed to human brains, because they wouldn't have to bite through our hard skulls. And the Fiend Without a Face brain monsters would much rather eat zombie brains, because zombies are slow and dumb and can't use weapons effectively to fight back with, nor work well in a planned group attack like people can. And with the Fiend Without a Face brain monsters always attaching themselves to the backs of the zombies' necks and wrapping their spinal cords around their necks, like they do to people in the movie Fiend Without a Face, all the zombies would have to do is grab the end of the spinal cord in their mouth, and then slurp them up like spaghetti until they slurp the brain part up to their mouths, at which point they can just chomp a big bite out of the monster's cerebellum, and then chow down on the cerebrum. (Yum: cerebrum.) Oh, but they'd have to do it quickly, before the brain monsters slurp their zombie brains out the backs of their necks!

Yes, it's all the exciting brain-slurping action you can feast your eyes upon! It's Fiend Without a Face Vs. Zombies: Coming soon to a theater near you! (I hope.)

This is Fiend Without a Face:

http://coolstreamingtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fiendface7.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M-MtZkZOzw