Friday, August 2, 2013

Horny Henpecked Husbands

I keep getting spam from some business called: "Cheating Housewife Hookups", and that made me think of another possibility for a business like this with a similar business model: "Horny Henpecked Husbands". These are men who are married and are horny all the time but get absolutely no sex whatsoever from their wives, so it could possibly comprise practically every married man in the country, according to the assertions of people like Louis C.K. And in fact, maybe clients wouldn't even have to contact the business for anything other than a list of local phone numbers to call and ask for the man of the house.