Yes, it’s the “Song of
the Summer” for fans of the Syrian Revolution: the new “Blurred Lines” video
from President Obama, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, David Cameron, and
surprisingly, Syrian President Bashar al Assad. And yes, this song is about the
vague, blurred red lines the president has set over chemical weapons use in
Syria, with lyrics sung like so:
Barack Obama: They
gassed their people
Bashar al Assad: But you
can’t prove it.
John McCain: Let’s shoot
some missiles.
Barack Obama: Don’t want
to do it.
All: I hate these
blurred red lines!
