Yes, it’s Suck It!, the animated kids movie about
mosquitoes! I know, I know, but these are good
mosquitoes who chase after illegal poachers. Yes, these mosquitoes depend upon
the blood of some protected species to hatch their young, and once these mean
illegal poachers start killing off the protected species, the mosquitoes go
after them in force and bite them all, making their skin a patchwork of itchy
bumps, causing them to give up poaching once and for all! It’s a heartwarming
story of redemption, where a group of usually hated mosquitoes wins the love
and appreciation of environmentalists and conservationists everywhere (and then
they give them all malaria). It’s Suck
It!, coming soon to a theater near you!
(So many animated movies
for kids have an environmentalism or anti-hunting theme, so why not this one?
Then kids would sleep next to big stuffed animal mosquitoes, and yell at
exterminators.)
