Library/Bookstore Story Full of Holes Ad (Proposed)

This evening on the news, there was a story about something, and the reporter claimed the story seemed to have a few holes in it. Well, this reminded me of something like pants, and that when you get holes in your pants, it's time to get new ones. So then I thought it might make a fun play on this idea to have an ad that says: "Is your story full of holes? Is it old and tired? Then come to the library (or bookstore), and get a new story!"