Anyone who is a fan of horror movies like I am knows that if
you remove the silver bullet from a dead werewolf’s body, they’ll come back to
life and go on the rampage. Plus, any Paul Naschy movie aficionado knows that
if you remove the silver cross/dagger from a vampire’s corpse, they’ll awaken
to drink the blood of the living again and create a new race of vampires. And
so isn’t it about time a silver investment company used this as a strategy to
sell silver?
Nowadays they claim that every bit of silver mined is
already in demand in industry, but who cares about crap like that? What they
ought to do is say that every bit of silver that’s ever been used to kill
werewolves and vampires has to stay in their bodies, or else they’ll come back
to life. And so with every vampire and werewolf that’s killed, that makes
silver even more scarce and your investment more valuable. And with the recent
fad of vampire and werewolf movie series we’ve been seeing lately, that will
get everyone thinking about how they’ve got to buy silver right now! (Plus, if
you get attacked by vampires and werewolves, you’ll have something to fight
back with if you buy silver! Gold won’t stop them! So quick: buy silver now, before it’s too late!)
