The A.Q.A.P. Duck

Seeing how wonderfully well the duck mascot has worked for the insurance company Aflac, Al Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula also has decided to adopt a duck mascot for their organization, hoping to recruit younger suicide bombers who are attracted to animated anthropomorphized animal characters. So the new A.Q.A.P. Duck will look like the Aflac duck, but have a bomb vest on, saying: "Aquap, Aquap, Aquap, Aquap.", and then blow himself up. (After all, "Aquap" sounds more like a duck than "Aflac", doesn't it? Oh, but now, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it might not be a duck: it might be a terrorist!)