A recent story by ABC News says that there are approximately 200 million illicit drug users worldwide. That’s when you add them all up: 203 million potheads, 56 million speed freaks, 21 million coke fiends, and 21 million junkies; and that all adds up to 200 million. Oh, wait, sorry; I was relying on ABC News’s headline and first sentence to add them up! But when you actually add them up yourself, that’s 301 million (!). That’s kind of a big discrepancy. I guess ABC News just didn’t include all the people who work for them, who must ALL BE HIGH TO SCREW THIS UP SO BADLY!!
Here’s the silly stoner story (No fair fixing it! If you won’t pay for copy editors, you deserve this!):
