Bausch & Lomb has ads running on TV for a vitamin that helps with your eyes, and it’s called “Ocuvite”. Well, that made me think of the Occupy Wall Street movement, and how these people, living out in parks and stuff as they do, must be lacking in their recommended daily allowances of essential vitamins and iron. (Or are they protesting against such oppressive things as the tyranny of recommended daily allowances?) So I thought it would be perfect for a vitamin company to try to exploit this market (Oh, sorry; did I say exploit? I meant help!) with a vitamin called: “Occuvite” (combining "occupy" with "vitamin"). That’s right, it’s Occuvite: the daily vitamin supplement for the Occupy protest movement! It gives you what your body needs to weather the elements, fight with the police, stand up to “the man”, play bongos and hacky sack, etc. Find it wherever camping supplies and health food are sold! (And demand it for free or threaten to picket the store for Capitalist oppression!)
