Sunday, January 15, 2012

Lowe’s Paint Tornado Ad

Hey! Lowe’s is conspiring with old cans of toxic paint to drown all of our children in poisonous pigment! Is this to distract us from that whole All-American Muslims TV show fiasco thingy where they de-sponsored the show after calls to do so by some angry xenophobe group? Because if so, I think it will definitely make us forget about the TV show issue once all of our kids have drowned in a raging torrent of maniacal paint tornados swirling through the air! But is this really the best plan? Don’t you think a simple apology would have been more appropriate? Or are they instead trying to warn us about the potential dangers of sloppy paint storage? Oh, I can't tell; it just looks hazardous, that's all I know!

Here’s the splashy spot:


And here’s the news story about the Lowe’s Muslim TV show controversy: