Hey! Lowe’s is conspiring with old cans of toxic paint to drown all of our children in poisonous pigment! Is this to distract us from that whole All-American Muslims TV show fiasco thingy where they de-sponsored the show after calls to do so by some angry xenophobe group? Because if so, I think it will definitely make us forget about the TV show issue once all of our kids have drowned in a raging torrent of maniacal paint tornados swirling through the air! But is this really the best plan? Don’t you think a simple apology would have been more appropriate? Or are they instead trying to warn us about the potential dangers of sloppy paint storage? Oh, I can't tell; it just looks hazardous, that's all I know!
Here’s the splashy spot:
And here’s the news story about the Lowe’s Muslim TV show controversy:
