Saturday, January 14, 2012

The Disney Dungeon?

As many people know, the Disney company is a notoriously litigious group. This made me wonder something. They have a castle at Disneyland, and one at Disney World. Is there a dungeon in either of them? I’m only wondering, because most castles have dungeons, and Disney has branched out recently into more adult fare, so maybe they’ve got a dungeon too. If so, and if it was filled with people and characters they’ve found guilty of ripping them off, maybe they could make a new “torture porn” series of horror movies where they're punishing these prisoners in the dungeon. And maybe the villain could dress up as Mickey Mouse or something. But it’s just an idea… (Or, maybe they could use it as a way to threaten unruly or bratty kids who whine and act out at the theme parks into behaving themselves.)