CNN just had a segment claiming the New Hampshire Primary was “Like Mardi Gras Without the Fun”. Um, maybe, but it’s even more noticeable to us watching at home that it’s like Mardi Gras without the boobs.* You know, as in the exposed boobs that get flashed for beads and stuff from the floats at Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Or did I miss the part of the NH Primary where ladies flashed their boobs at Mitt Romney to hear about his deregulation policy, or when women flashed them at Ron Paul to find out what he’d like to do with the Fed? (I think it’s about the same as what the guys on the Mardi Gras floats would like to do with the ladies with the exposed breasts. Or don’t they want to de-fund and get rid of those girls? Maybe I've fundamentally misunderstood bead-throwing policy. Let's have a bead-throwers debate! Actually, let's have tons of them, and show them all every other night for months! Hey: It couldn't be worse than the debates we've been subjected to, could it?)
* It is cold up there, after all!
